Complete the short story/flash fiction, that has the following first paragraph:
“Are you fucking serious?” I practically yelled that to the group that stood in front of me. “What is the stereotypical horror or science fiction story? A group of individuals trapped in a cave or on an island or in a spaceship are being attacked by a spectre or mutated animal or alien and needs to defeat that creature before they leave. And now you are telling me that the place we landed will no longer fly and we’ve got a virus infected passenger trying to kill us? Where’s the freaking camera because this just has to be another SyFy channel excuse for a movie.”
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