Complete the short story/flash fiction, that has the following first paragraph:
“Seriously?” Craig Undears thought to himself as he struggled against the ropes tying him to steel post of the table. “I’m tied to a table, on a sinking boat, in the middle of the lake and the bad guy is busy laughing. Can this get anymore stereotypical?” Just then the body of his girlfriend, trussed up like him, was unceremoniously dumped at his feet.
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