Complete the short story/flash fiction, that has the following first paragraph:
He clapped, like everyone else. He shed a tear, like everyone else. For all intents and purposes he was just like everyone else but he knew better. He knew that his beating twin hearts did not feel the same as those humans around him. He knew that his concepts of good and evil, right and wrong and even love were much different than those around him. But, damnit, Craig Ferguson was awesome regardless of the planet you came from.
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