Complete the short story/flash fiction, that has the following opening:
“Denizens of Hell, listen to me, Lucifer, the object of your adoration. I have important news for you, news that will affect you now and for all eternity. So listen up scumbags.”
“I have held the position of the Lord of Chaos for all of eternity, but I tire of this role so I have made a deal with my father, you may have called him Yahweh or God in your previous life, so that I no longer have this role.”
“Effective tomorrow morning the Archangel Michael will be your lord and I will be leading the heavenly hosts. I understand that he is actually more of a taskmaster than I so I hope you enjoy your last day of relative freedom because tomorrow you will be working harder than you have ever before.”
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