Prompt for January 6, 2015

Complete the short story / flash fiction, that has the following first paragraph:

His zipper was stuck and that vente Chai Latte was doing it’s best to free itself from the confines of his body.  He tugged and pulled but the small metal tab refused to budge.  Realizing that his bladder control was going to fail him any moment he undid his belt and tried to slide his pants down over his hips but discovered, too late, that pants were just too tight.  He wiggled and wriggled but tripped over his own feet and fell down.  “No,” he cried as his bladder control started to fail.

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